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Wacker

Did you see Ted? He's 31 and just installed Linux for the very first time. What an effin wacker.
by LOLOLOLcatz July 18, 2016
mugGet the Wackermug.

carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
mugGet the carrot wackermug.

Wacker Neuson

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop
Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!
by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017
mugGet the Wacker Neusonmug.

Wacker Jacks

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal
by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010
mugGet the Wacker Jacksmug.

Peter-Wacker

A nickname for the male anatomy.
Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.
by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012
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willy wacker

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.
jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.
by toldjaso May 22, 2007
mugGet the willy wackermug.

UwU Wacker

UwU Wacker means you fuck Furrys for a living
"You're such a UwU Wacker"
by urlocalmimi November 17, 2022
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