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Wacker is a derogatory targeted towards overweight transgender porn addicts. It's one of the worst things you can call a person. The website known as 4chan.org has spread term "TWD" all over the internet. TWD stands for "Total Wacker Death".
Man from Utah: Hey bro I was just masturbating to scat porn but my wifi stopped working. Day ruined.
Regular person: WTF!! Are you a fucking wacker??
wacker by kasapin April 3, 2025
Johnny the wacker whack his brother and his friends.
Wacker by Pianist pro September 2, 2025

Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop
Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!
Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wacker Jacks 

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

Wacker-Jawed 

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.
Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.
Wacker-Jawed by Deliten February 11, 2009

wacker plunk 

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.
Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.
wacker plunk by JAJman69 January 23, 2010