Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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Volivar is the most hardworking guy you will ever meet. He has a big and pure heart and is always ready to help others. His confidence and optimism is always the key to make others smile and feel secure. He tends to be very clingy sometimes a little too much but that’s fine because girls love that. Volivars bonus are his looks , he’s extremely handsome and has a perfect smile. If you’re lucky enough to have volivar in your life, you won’t be able to, because he has a toxic girlfriend who loves him very much <3
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Get the Volivar mug.Volivar is the most hardworking guy you will ever meet. He has a big and pure heart and is always ready to help others. His confidence and optimism is always the key to make others smile and feel secure. He tends to be very clingy sometimes a little too much but that’s fine because girls love that. Volivars bonus are his looks , he’s extremely handsome and has a perfect smile. If you’re lucky enough to have volivar in your life, you won’t be able to, because he has a toxic girlfriend who loves him very much <3
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a fictitious alien species created by tre Williams who devised the wolftopia universe. the volven are humanoid animals from a parallel world called the glitchverse. the species vary depending on refinery breeding protocols. from wolf-like to squid-like. the volven are known for their technologies and great capacity for war. the volven usually stand 6-7 feet in hight with many features animal like. the volven also are credited with developing rebirth and newborn splicing and cloning facilities called refineries. the volven language can be universally translated using biochip technology although their native tongue is known as volvish or volven speak. the name comes from a respelling of the german word for female wolf wolfin pronounced vol fen. thevolven have a great knowledge base and have also created a databank used to store the memories of dead host bodies. when a volven dies usually they are either destroyed entirely for resources or they are given a proper upload and burial. burials being the most common. that's the end of a simple explaination.
by thathyenadrone January 7, 2023
Get the volven mug.This is another way of saying you are having una non tastic time- you may say terrible time on the toilet. 🤷 happens.
It can be used as saying VIOLENT TOILET TIME.
You would want to say this because it is cute 🥰 but also conspicuous 🥸
It may go like this::
“Ahhhh shiitttt”
“What’s happening in there ____?”
“Ahh no no no no no”
“Hey are you alright”
“NO GODDAMNIT I AM HAVING A VOILET!!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
… I can’t stand you hearing this”
“I’m sorry, I hope the best for your journeys I can see you are having a hard time right now, I want you to know I got your back if you need anything and I will always love you no matter what. (Sigh) i will give you the space you so desperately deserve and wish for” (walks away)
“(Sniff)………… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!(poop noises and splashes) GAHHG! ARGGGG HAAAAA.. why does my poop have to the the rare voilet..the terrible violent toilet time..”
Or like this
“Whats that screaming?”
“Oh I heard he is having his voilet”
“What?”
“Hah, it’s basically when your shit is so bad you get violent, it’s a really hard time. It’s kinda rare but it’s realllll bad, I’m glad I’ve never had it. Don’t think it runs in my family”
“Huh, sucks for him”
It can be used as saying VIOLENT TOILET TIME.
You would want to say this because it is cute 🥰 but also conspicuous 🥸
It may go like this::
“Ahhhh shiitttt”
“What’s happening in there ____?”
“Ahh no no no no no”
“Hey are you alright”
“NO GODDAMNIT I AM HAVING A VOILET!!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
… I can’t stand you hearing this”
“I’m sorry, I hope the best for your journeys I can see you are having a hard time right now, I want you to know I got your back if you need anything and I will always love you no matter what. (Sigh) i will give you the space you so desperately deserve and wish for” (walks away)
“(Sniff)………… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!(poop noises and splashes) GAHHG! ARGGGG HAAAAA.. why does my poop have to the the rare voilet..the terrible violent toilet time..”
Or like this
“Whats that screaming?”
“Oh I heard he is having his voilet”
“What?”
“Hah, it’s basically when your shit is so bad you get violent, it’s a really hard time. It’s kinda rare but it’s realllll bad, I’m glad I’ve never had it. Don’t think it runs in my family”
“Huh, sucks for him”
DO NOT go in there, we have this bathroom closed for the rest of the week, someone is having a voliet.
by anonymous March 23, 2024
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