ganjagal visit

Helping a dopeless hope fiend in need; a visit from a friend in which one "smokes up" the other when they are out of weed...

Jarrett: Dude, you got any weed?

Gobi: Nah, dude....

Lets head down the hall to Woody's for a ganjagal visit!

by Dumbella November 9, 2006

visit grandma

to have sex or make love to another person.

me and my girlfriend visit grandma at least three times a week.

by that funny guy you know March 4, 2009

visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

by overK May 6, 2008

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

Visitation academy

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.

Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.

by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018

royal visit

A visit by the tongue to a lady's private region. The full works; the royal treatment.

I gave my girlfriend a royal visit. She was grateful for days.

by Captain Bird's Eye's Lovechild October 27, 2010

a visit from Nancy

A pregNancy scare or a real pregNancy

I hope last night's escapades don't result in a visit from Nancy!

by rickt597 August 11, 2012