Vindaloo

A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.

It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants

Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?

Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”

Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “

by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018

Vindaloo

iTs Ya mUM bAh

Alternate Meaning: A very spicy indian curry

Ya Mum is a vindaloo bahh. Eshayyy

by BroUDonkeySmack August 7, 2021

Vindaloo

1. Spicy South Indian dish, often with Fish.

2. Bottle of Wine you can drink on the toilet.
3. A meeting of the Venturer Leaders of Cardinia.

All the leaders were at Vindaloo. They drank Vindaloo (for about 6 hours) after eating Vindaloo

by Toomuc Baloo March 15, 2022

Vindaloo View

It is the view from your front yard when Indians have bought out the neighbourhood.

The houses in my area sold so quickly that before I knew it I had the Vindaloo View.

by A Concerned Citizen in 2024 April 21, 2024

shrimp vindaloo

The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Scouse vindaloo

The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.

It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say

“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”

by BuxtonLAD March 19, 2019

vindloo curry

Wicked Stephen Curry Crossover
When something is so saucy like Steph Curry's crossover

Damn you hit him with vindloo curry..

She came at you with all sorts of vindloo curry

The spaghetti meatballs was so vindloo curry

by God King James June 19, 2015