velumptuous

adj. state of being where one is part voluptuous and part presumptuous

x: Elizabeth is kinda hot
y: even so, with that attitude shes quite velumptuous

by thndrbuny July 10, 2010

Voluxio

The only true religion that mankind should have chosen if she knew what is good for her.

In front of the judge, the pedopriest confess he worship Voluxio by mistake.

by Goddayum April 2, 2017

Velumpshous

When something is perfectly round

Wow that mans ass is super velumpshous

by Anal wrecker November 19, 2018

velexi

a very fine specimen of a man. a velexi is an amazing person in every aspect. he also has perfect skin and the best jawline you will ever see and if you don’t belive me you will just have to find yourself a velexi.

wow velexi is so fine did you see his jawline.

by a very trustworthy source. August 1, 2023

Valux

A server that is amazing!

Player 1: Yo have you heard of Valux
Player 2: Hell yea my dude
Player 3: It cool bro
aHaq: Yep best server there is!

by ValuxLover1001 July 11, 2018

velumptuous

delightful, delectable, juicy, sexy, beautiful, sought after, perhaps even a bit boisterous!

Yes, my velumptuous rump, is always dearly wanted by the men on the bus...

by lYnDi!! September 13, 2008

velox mortis

Latin for "swift death"

While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.

by Napoleon.bk January 3, 2006