Veldin

A fucking troll who's literally the definition of loot luck. He always finds the best drops in any game and after you blame him for having so much luck he dropps all his stuff and goes afk.

Teammate: *gets best loot in the game*
You: Are you Veldin or what???

by Three360Sixty May 11, 2020

Eden Vellinga

A girl whose eyes glisten and her smile blinds everyone she crosses. She gives boys butterflies, and that twinkle in her eyes just take breaths away. No one can compare to her. Girls envy and boys are awe struck.

Did you see that Eden Vellinga? She is breathtaking.

by theoneandtheonlyeden March 22, 2011

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.

You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.

by only I really know June 30, 2009

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

vendingmashit

the nasty shit that is sold in vending machines

let's go to taco bell, i'm sick of eating vendingmashit every other day

by bitchassbitch1234 August 4, 2009

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009