a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
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When two people snuggle so hard in their sleep that to pull them apart would be like pulling apart velcro.
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Get the Velcrosnuggle mug.Quite possibly the greatest fra football player of all time. While beginning to play for varsity in the 8th grade Jeffery set the single season rushing record for the state of Tennessee, which he would proceed to break again in each of his next 4 years of high school. After putting up 1,276 yards of offense in his 8th grade year Coach Whittemore knew that his newest star RB was something special. Jeffery ran for 1,327 yards freshman year, 1,398 yards his sophomore year, 1,548 yards his junior year, and finally, 1,683 yards for his record breaking senior season Jeffery had set himself up with multiple Division 1 offers and the best running back in the history of Tennessee high school football.
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kid- "Mom, I wanna be like Jeffery Vercher one day!"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"
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Get the Jeffery Vercher mug.- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
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