vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

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Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

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Vanya

Beautiful, one of a kind girl that will make you fall in love with her. She has big brown eyes that sparkle like a diamond she has a one of a kind beautiful smile that no one will resist. Her laugh is the most Beautiful sound you ever heard. Vanya is a very enthusiastic about everything that's what makes her a one of a kind girl. She's a real goof ball. Whenever you talk to her you will never get annoyed by her. If your her girlfriend never let her go. She's a sweet girl and very confident about her self. She's sometimes feisty. She's weird that's what makes her unique. She's a gracious girl, she always has a smile on her face.

Guy1: I went out with that vanya girl

Guy2: yea I wish she were mine

by 101girl May 1, 2017

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