vander woude

A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.

"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"

"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."

"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"

"bro hes my step dad"

by step dad of Chuck Norris June 25, 2020

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vander

the most amazing,smart,funny and is the prettiest boy i have ever met. he is the best man ever and he makes me so happy and i’m so happy he is here with me.

olivia: vander is the best person ever

kileigh: nah i am

by vanderswife March 5, 2023

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The sexiest boy ever likes many girls and they like him back but don’t tell him

Oh vander is so sexy to bad I am to nervous to tell him

by Fools didn’t May 25, 2018

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Vander is a really good friend and try very hard to make you happy. They're really fun to hang out with and has a very god sense of humor. They will flex anything and everything on you but somehow not in an annoying way. They are very good at drawing and suprisingly intelligent.They are nice and overall poggers.

Vander is is really nice.

by Green_lemming2 March 28, 2021

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