Vandalism

Literally the the thing everyone does at least once in their bloodie life.

I do a lot of vandalism... Especially on your mums FAT car.

by Stak licker 69 November 20, 2018

vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.

"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."

by anonymango November 25, 2016

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

vakalism

Talanted mfss!!

Vakalism makes pretty much good content

by -_##@5 November 23, 2021

vandalism

Setting a explosion on a building,/ property, without them knowing.

News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 5, 2022

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021