pretty vacant

An entirely empty and passionless state of being.

She doesn't care about anything one way or the other; she's pretty vacant.

by Pretty Vacant 050 February 22, 2011

Mud Volcano

(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.

Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?

David: Why?

Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!

Selfish Michael: Gross!

by Room'd July 5, 2011

Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.

(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"

by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Volcano Strat

When you go in the corner of a room, butt-naked, and lean against it upside-down with your ass against the wall and your back curled against the floor. You then proceed to masturbate, and when you ejaculate, you shoot it into the air in a similar fashion as a volcanic eruption, sometimes into one's own mouth.

Aye man, just hit that Volcano Strat, feeling good.

by ektooo October 28, 2019

The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*

That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011

Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.

After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.

by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016

slippery volcano

the term 'slippery volcano' is used to describe a coital act taking place during menses.

"let's do the slippery volcano. don't worry about the mess, that's what towels were invented for."

by like you want November 8, 2009