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Valparaiso

A white city in Indiana. Very white. Also, straight. Their flag has a church on it because of all the churches. Hell, even the university has a goddamn church!

Basically if you're not white, rich, straight, cis, law-abiding, and generally a cookie-cutter professional they hate you. Hell, for awhile even in 2010 there was a giant swastika in the entrance to the city.
Valparaiso is a hellhole
by Ihmisen March 5, 2011
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Valparaiso

It has many luxury neighborhoods, like Shorewood, or there are dumps like Salt Creek Commons. But they have decent schools and have decent enough people, I guess.
In Valparaiso we also call it Valpo, because we are to lazy to say the rest of the name!
by Salt Creek Liver January 11, 2011
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood
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Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.
"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"
by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016
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valphobic

someone who is scared or do not like a person named val.
carly is valphobic it hurts.
by renessme katrisalyn January 3, 2021
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Valparaiso

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.
Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.
by db_54 March 21, 2015
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Valpuri

She is a pretty girl who gets drunk every weekend and is just the funniest to be around
That girl is so drunk and having fun she is such a Valpuri
by hotgirlyvalpuri November 24, 2021
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