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Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.
Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN
by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Ursula tax

A requirement in certain Facebook groups, for new members to post either a meme relevant to the group or a screenshot of the conversation that brought them there.

It encourages interaction within the group, which also means that the group's posts are more likely to be seen by other members, and an active group is more likely to be tagged in future discussions.

Named for Ursula the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid. Just like her, the group's admins have the power to take away individual member's voices (by muting them) if they fail to follow the "contract" they agreed to. Originally found in Disney-themed groups, the term has grown legs (hah!) and is now seen here and there around Facebook.
I joined a group that makes fun of mansplaining, and for the Ursula tax I posted a screenshot of the mansplainer getting dragged.
by BornBlitzed April 8, 2021
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Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.
'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'
by Schmaz March 12, 2005
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Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
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ursula schnerschl

in her freetime she makes RW dates with siegfried ganser
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
ursula schnerschl
by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019
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Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
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