Urge to Shit

The Urge to Shit is an indication of one's closeness to actually shitting. Usually the urge to shit is often answered by a quick trip to the toilet. However, on some occasions the urge to shit has lurked as a silent killer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It is often felt in the lower intestinal region and can be quite alarming as it causes tenseness of the muscles in that region.

If the urge to shit is not immediately purged, then it will eventually subside - however it will return (usually within 10 minutes) and bring back the same tense-ness desperation that can happen.

That is why it is always best to shit before a trip - to prevent the urge to shit from occurring. Furthermore it is always best to relieve it's call. And you will know the feeling of shit relief, when this urge has been fulfilled.

John felt a sudden tenseness in his stomach, he'd known there was shit inside of him; but he did not tend to it when he first found out. Nervous beads of sweat rained upon his face, the salty boiler goo pouring down. How could he maintain? It was an important meeting, he couldn't leave... The urge to shit was rising.


Ray: "urge to shit lowering... urge to shit lowering"

Dave: "Good, because it's still another hour till we get to Vegas."

Ray: "...my god"

by Jimblor April 3, 2009

ungeeked

ungeeked is a term used to reference something that is unfunny

bro that was ungeeked

by slayer5051 May 20, 2022

urge surfing

Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

You guys wanna try a urge surfing meditation?

by Freshalicous July 28, 2021

In and Out Urge

1. Creative cutting of the In and Out Burger bumper sticker leaves this saying.
2. The sex drive.

I was driving down the freeway in Chatsworth and I saw the back of a pickup truck with a bumper sticker that said: "In and Out urge"

by onewomansslave April 1, 2013

ungeiliable

It's Chinese English. In Chinese, 'gei' means 'give'. 'li' is 'force/power' in English. Literally 'ungeiliable' means 'not to supply power'. Ungeiliable means 'not helpful' in English.

The new policy of goverment is ungeiliable

by SISuser November 11, 2010

Feminine Urge

When a woman has a sudden desire to do something (usually romantic) without any logistical reason.

The feminine urge to flirt with a guy that's clearly not talked to a woman a day in his life.

by lanababyy November 23, 2021

Unger

to take a woman's anal virginity before her regular one.

it was really dark in there, i might have pulled an unger.

by Buzz Killington October 30, 2007