i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.
She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.
by James Gresham November 02, 2023
This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.
By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.
by Big moma shay April 21, 2018
A college-prep program offered in high schools. Time consuming, but they do get to go visit colleges pretty often. Generally used to make everyone else feel like shit because they aren't in it. Where there is one UBer (person in UB) there will be at least 3 more in the immediate vicinity. Generally, UBer's act like they are better than everyone else because they get to go to L.A. for a week here, SF for a week there, and because they are upheld as the best thing on the f'ing earth. Ironic because for all they do to prepare for college in that class, the number one in the graduating class isn't in UB.
UBer 1: OMG you remember when we went to LA and that random hobo came up to us and blahblahblah?
UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!
The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?
UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!
The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?
by Genius ad hominem October 01, 2011
"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"
by Hailiqou May 22, 2024
by Upward theism April 24, 2019
A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024