unballinest

the least ballin' thing,ever.

George: I can't wait for our next homework assignment.

mDub: George...that is the most unballinest thing I have ever heard.You make Anderson Cooper look like a baller.

by SD Jones May 27, 2007

Unballed

When you get a object in a sphere form and remove it from it's sphere form into a another form

Guy 1: Hey look at my tinfoil ball isn't it cool
Guy 2: Yeah man could I see it
Guy 1: Yeah sure
Guy 2: *Slams tinfoil ball against wall making it no longer a ball*

Guy 1: Dude you unballed it

by Hey.Thats.Matt September 19, 2019

Uni-ball

One who has one testicle that sits directly in middle of the scrotum

I can see your uni-ball sticking out of your banana grundle.

by Shanigator January 5, 2022

unibollock

A person with one testicle.

Peter was kicked in the balls so hard one was damaged and had to be surgically removed. Now he is a unibollock.

by pofthee January 4, 2023

Unibull

Not a type of bull, but the absolute BULLSHIT the universe force feeds me and I can't do anything about it.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.

John was having a good day, coming back from a party, but when he came home, he tripped and broke his nose. At the emergency room, he accidentally spanked someone trying to grab his phone and everyone looked at him in disgust. Coming home again, his wife saw the news about him spanking someone, somehow it got on the news, and his wife bitch-slapped him full power. He had to go to the emergency room again and is now titled a 2-time nurse spanker on the news after coming home. Coming inside the house, there was his son's skateboard placed perfectly to, firstly, launch it in his face and secondly, slip on it and get a concussion. Now he's a third time spanker and banned from the hospital, and the next closest one is an hour away. THIS is peak unibull.

by applesaue September 14, 2025