Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

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Jkjk.... Unless??

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea

"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"

by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

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urgles

This word is used for extreme frustration in a unberable situation.

AHHHH urgles this is not fair.

by J-NET February 27, 2007

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The word used by the character in every action film with some form of comedy, who need persuading to help in the quest of the main characters.

The characters are always in the same form, be it the:

-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.

Main character(s): Can you tell us where he is?

Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!

Child: Unless...

-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.

by CtrlAltDelete May 16, 2009

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