The Uncooked Donut

When you shoot your jiz on your girlfriend/wife/stranger's face after getting a blowjob and directly afterward you antique (Antiquing: throwing flower on someone in order to make them look like an antique supplied with dust) her, while her mouth is still froze in an O. Thus creating, 'The Uncooked Donut.'

I met this chick at the party last night. After the party died out she blew me in the kitchen! After I finished on her face, I was in reach of some flower and I perpetrated The Uncooked Donut!

by rfossum December 16, 2009

uncocked

1. v. to have one's penis become a vagina.

2. n. flaccid

1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man.

2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.

by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004

uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

uncooked pancake

a superior pancake. the goo inside is what you're looking for in a good, rare pancake

"you gave me an uncooked pancake, so i had to throw it out. you need to eat all your food you're a man" -huda

by goatnite June 13, 2025

uncooked pancake

You're probably here from Love Island season 7 episode 10 huh? Well me too

This morning, Jeremiah gave Huda an uncooked pancake, which is not a euphemism. Although i wouldn't look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Aevans June 13, 2025

uncooked pancake

A relationship that appears perfectly cooked on the outside, but when you take a bite, you realize it’s quite raw and underdeveloped.

Common undercooked pancakes are:
- love bomber x conditional love victim
- ppl pleaser x narcissist

- male manipulator x “i can fix him”
- nonchalant dreadhead x an anxious attachment

- broke boyfriend x hopeless romantic attempting a hoe phase

person 1: That couple on Love Island have such a strong connection, and it’s only day 2.

person 2: Nah, I smell an uncooked pancake. All they ever do is talk abt how hot they are, be freaky, and try to out-manipulate each other.

by belldasha’s evil twin June 13, 2025