Uncle Jimmy

A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.

#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.

#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.

#1: Moo.

#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.

by Moolette November 26, 2010

Uncle jimmy ladder

A child's hero worth mentioning

The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.

by Alienfiendblokbox June 17, 2022

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

by Squawkinator July 30, 2024

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

uncel jimmy

someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.

he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.

he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!

jimmy nephew: why you on the ground uncel jimmy

jimmy: I want yo toes !!!!!!!!!!!!

by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020