The Ultimatum

When you're getting a Gobby and you feel you're nearing ejaculation, you hold your girls' head at 'balls deep' level so as she can't pull away.

Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)

"Aye, I FINALLY got a Gobby off that Becky slut"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"

by HubsBeats July 8, 2019

Freedom Ultimatum

Demanding either lost freedom(s) is granted, or to be compensated for the loss.

The Freedom Ultimatum he proposed basically said he'd reclaim his birth right to live off the land how he sees fit unless he's compensated with money and healthcare.

by Klueade September 21, 2020

The Ultimatum of Del Taco

Opportunity cost. Fuck you Jack Mason
-Jack Douglas out.

It's spoken by few, and feared by many. It's The Ultimatum of Del Taco.

by 000578 November 28, 2020

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

by Ryan331 December 9, 2023