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Upgrade Slut

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.
Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!
by QueenOfNinjas August 30, 2016
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Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
by insne4u March 11, 2011
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ghetto-upgrade

To get a better quality product or more quantity of that product for the regular price, particularly when you are at a fast food restaurant or when requesting sexual deeds from prostitutes.
I ordered a small drink, and asked for the ghetto-upgrade, and received a large for the small price.

La-tisha gave me da full ryde fo da price of a lil somethin' somethin'. Dat shit was a ghetto-upgrade!!
by ghetto upgrade vince June 6, 2009
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upgrade to pro

upgrade to pro user for only 19.99
by IDKwhatsEnglish April 1, 2022
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DNA upgrade

A medical procedure which will—if and when it becomes reality—allow patients to modify and logically upgrade their genes to eliminate certain genetic problems, diseases, increase their intelligence, physical height; change the color of their hair, eyes, skin; increase or decrease the size of certain body part(s); and bring about other specific changes.
Marsha underwent a DNA upgrade, and in about 7-years, when her body has accepting her entire DNA upgrade she will be 5-inches taller. As of today she will be growing a tiny bit each day. It remains to be seen if all or only some children of DNA upgrade patients inherit their parent's upgraded DNA.
by but for June 7, 2018
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11/12 - year old upgrade

This is for females:

When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.

WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009
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Facebook Upgrade

When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.
Bill: Dude, have you seen the new MSN? It's total crap!

Jake: Definitely a Facebook upgrade then.
by Aniki20 January 11, 2011
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