typonese

A pun, or play on words, who's prefix refers to "typo"s, which are spelling mistakes commonly made by men typing too quickly with their non-dominant hand while at the same time masturbating vigerously with the other to pictures of mildly attractive underage girls on myspace, and suffix "nese" derived from the usual suffix of foreign language use in english (i.e. "Japanese"), widely renowned in the internet community as the most clever-and-condescending joke they can tell first-time female chatters, (truely, their most important prey) while concurrently giving themselves a gential rug burn.

boy: hey sup
girl: wuta up
girl: wuts*
boy: you dont have to correct yourself, i speak fluent typonese ;)
boy: what are you wearing
girl: ur a loser. Peece.
boy: wtf?
--ERROR-- "girl" has signed off or is not available for chat. --

by Yair Tal April 28, 2007

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Typoenza

Typoenza, commonly known as typos, is an infectious disease of computers and humans caused by trojan viruses of the family ikantyproperli (the typoenza viruses). In humans, common symptoms of typoenza are dumbness, stupidity, bad keyboards, strange hand movements, coughing, weakness and general discomfort.1 In more serious cases, typoenza causes speech impediments, which can be fatal, particularly with online communities.

This is a bery bad sexample fo typoenza.

by Kedessa January 13, 2008

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