trunked

A state of intoxication between crunked (party drunk), and totally F**king wasted.

Ryan: Whats good b?
Pete: Just flippin, need an ell.
Ryan: True, Y'all getting TRUNKED tonight?
Pete: trunked?
Ryan: Yes, it is a state of intoxication between crunked (party drunk), and totally F**king wasted.
Pete: Indeed

by P 2 da Q July 6, 2005

Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.

Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....

by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

elephant trunked

when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose

Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.

by laurent8891 December 28, 2007

trunked out

When someone has had so much anal sex that their anus resembles an elephant's trunk.

She is so trunked out you could jump rope with it!

by hobobeardbob April 21, 2010

trunked on

Getting beaten by the opposing team very badly.

Shit man we're getting trunked on!

by trunkalicious March 19, 2014

Tunked

Being in a situation in which verbally or mentally under fire and just doesn't phase you or you have such good come backs it fucks up everyone's program

Homeboy tunked that situation

Dead ass that guy just got slammed Every which way but Sunday and had a come back he tunked

by test me July 30, 2016