Twingle

When an individual, usually a young pre-teen girl, decides to "save herself" for Edward Cullen, forgetting he is a fictional character.

These individuals are usually found in groups, and can be heard screaming at the mere sight or mention of said fictional character.

That girl is just like everyone else, she's so hot for Edward she'll probably become a twingle for his sake.

by mrspyke99 November 3, 2009

Twogglefoot

A shoeless hooker

ex: I was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. And I was like... MY DAY IS MADE! I'm soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. Nothing makes me happier.

ex: I always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. Then one day it dawned on me... she's a dirty twogglefoot :O

by Pseudonyminese August 16, 2012

toonglecraft

ME Tungolcraft from OE Tungolcræft
1. Astronomy
2. Astrology

A toonglecrafter ready for studying some toonglecraft

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

Dick Twangler

Someone who often times poisons the watering hole and also likes to take their long penis and spin it on the flip of a dime.

Wow, Johnny sure is a Dick Twangler. He knows how to really show the ladies hes hung like a wonka.

by James Bier November 1, 2019

Dee Twoggle Ding Dong

An expression of exclamation or utter happiness.

Dee twoggle ding dong! There’s a sale at Harvey Norman!

by Qhahsishs November 30, 2019

twangled

The definition for Twangled is actually the combination of the two terms 'tweaked and mangled'. This was created in 1999 by a video company called Det-Chi video. it was dubbed on the pro jet ski tour a few years prior. There is an entire video collection about Twangled.

Dude I crashed. I am tweaked, my bike is mangled... It is all Twangled.

by the twangled April 19, 2009

twoggle

1. A combination of the word "twat" and "boggle", so in literal meaning, a game about/with twat(s).

2. As Kenny would say, "playing with a woman's 'area'" (*Kenny in tourettes guy voice* FUCK LENT!)

3. Commonly used as another term to "finger" a girl(see above, for more user-friendly definition). A close cousin to coggle, although almost opposite in meaning.

4. Commonly conjugated in spanish for "spanglish" users' humor and/or for random comic relief.
ex: Twoggliendo and Twogglemente

used in a sentence: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"

roughly translated: "Twoggling with my elbows!" or "Elbow twoggling!"

1. Kid: "It's Twoggle!"
Kid: "Mom, can i please get it?"
*shakes box*
Cash register:*boop*
Mom: "No way! It's $21.99!"

2.Kenny: "Twoggle!!"
Karen: "Don't say that, remember, you gave up cursing for Lent!"
Kenny: "Aww, Christ! that doesn't count!"
*Karen gives evil eye*
Kenny: "I mean..uhh, that doesn't count, does it?"

3. Kenny: "You'd twoggle that?!"
Trevor: "'Twat did you say?"
Kenny: "She's nasty! Aww, oh well, we'll finger it out later.."

4. Kenny: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"
Mrs. Amaya: "What?"
Kenny: "Ahh, Christ! I mean, umm nothing"
Mrs. Amaya "Don't use spanglish, Kenny! Now, can i finish teaching you to Salsa dance?"
*dances*

by Kenny Johnson December 15, 2008