Twanker

A combination of the words TINKER and WANKER.

"What a twanker."

by The coolest person ever. October 7, 2012

twanker

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

by weez420time January 29, 2007

twanker

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

twanksta

Gay slang for a young, gay, hairless and likely Caucasian fellow (twink) who adopts "gangsta" dress and mannerisms. Often seen in solo amateur porn. Douchiness is usually coincident.

"Who's that twanksta tryna fool? He grew up in fuckin' Sandy, Utah."

by Jiblet44 January 3, 2010

twatketbook

to use one's vagina as a storage space when no other space is available

She went to jail, but twatketbooked her cell phone so she could still sell drugs.

by ThisReallyHappened April 15, 2014

Twanker

Someone who is a complete annoyance. therfore they are a twat and a wanker . Twat + wanker = twanker!

Did you see how John talked to her hes such a TWANKERRRRR

by JamesIsToBentForME August 6, 2016