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Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.
Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019
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world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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turtles are pog
by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020
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Fuckin turtles bruh
by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021
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Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
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Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
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