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turtles by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020
Fuckin turtles bruh
Turtles by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021
Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
Turtles by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Turtles by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

*turtles* 

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h
Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*
*turtles* by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019