The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
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a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance
a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance
by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003
Get the Turdling mug.A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
Get the laundromat turding mug.a great game in which all of the people on a school bus put their backpacks in the center aisle to hide the floor (the surveilance camera can now not see the floor completely), and a person tries to get from one end of the bus to the other underneath the seats (or really any distance).
this activity can get you slammed with fines, juvy, or at least bus expulsion; only to be played under the lack of supervision of a substitute bus driver.only play when people who you know are above you, because people you do not know may try to kick you(it would suck nad you might get stuck)
i have personally played it and it's awesome.
this activity can get you slammed with fines, juvy, or at least bus expulsion; only to be played under the lack of supervision of a substitute bus driver.only play when people who you know are above you, because people you do not know may try to kick you(it would suck nad you might get stuck)
i have personally played it and it's awesome.
guy1: hey, JC just went bus tunneling and got kicked by Ben!
guy2: what a dick, we gotta kill 'im!
Ben: it wasn't me, man, that dude did it!!
JC: let's get that dude!!!
guy2: what a dick, we gotta kill 'im!
Ben: it wasn't me, man, that dude did it!!
JC: let's get that dude!!!
by Irving Scott September 24, 2005
Get the bus tunneling mug.Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.
by SmogCitizen February 5, 2019
Get the Light tunneling mug.When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
by P'dusse July 3, 2022
Get the Sperm turtleing mug.Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.
"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
by Ravnik August 22, 2009
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