Turd Burgaler

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

by Blay February 21, 2008

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

by hot karl August 11, 2003