tube

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

by callumlikeiseeum October 7, 2010

tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

by J Dogg August 12, 2003

tube

Toilet for women's belly buttons. Originated when water got on someone's belly button area of the shirt. Noun. Used when one needs to pee, and must stick a tube into their belly button. Not meant for outties.

"I have to gaystring in the tube."
"Oh my gosh! That gothic Barbie needs to go to the tube."

by Lilleh the Troublesome July 3, 2007

tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 6, 2003

In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".

I'm working from home today "in the tube".

by Bundas April 30, 2013

The Tube

"The Tube" was made up by Brandon DiCamillo, who frequently talks about it on Radio Bam. The Tube is a long, clear plastic tube. It is used in a competition where two people, preferably men, insert an end into each of their anuses. Then they both defecate. The winner is determined by whose feces comes out the other side.

You lost at the tube

by Jessica Mdizzle February 27, 2008

tubed

When a server is overloaded by over-zealous using.

Althought the term was created by PA, tubing is not only through their linking to other pages.

The forum was totally tubed cos people (you know who you are) were posting all this useless stuff.

by Cheezu$ June 6, 2003