tsunami

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.

is what Dewleezle thought
when she saw the tsunami
approach the coast.

tsunami by Krkič October 1, 2020

Tsunami

1. The act of being underwater and holding ones breath for a long period of time; to camp within the depths of open water; to never stand on dry land

2. The act of fishing without any fish; to do nothing but no other; to have no skills

Where you will find fish...you will find a tsunami.

Tsunami by Albacore October 24, 2003

Tsunami

Verb - To Tsunami someone is when they are sleeping, you rest your Anus over their mouth, and let one rip (if you know what i mean). Preferably Wet or Eggy.

Friend - Dude, my mouth tastes like someones ass.
Guy - *cough*tsunami*cough*
Friend - Hwat?
Guy - Oh.....nothing

Tsunami by Vaskinator June 15, 2006

tsunami

1) Apparently offensive when used as a pick-up line on Dec 31 '04: "I'm a tsunami! I come in waves!"

2) Also apparently offensive when yelled at the top of one's voice in a crowd of drunken revellers, while throwing water over everyone nearby. Some people have no sense of humour!

3) An amazingly effective way for nature to scream "STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!!!" Neither AIDS nor SARS worked as population control methods, so the Earth Mother cracked the shits and went postal!

Fuck the tsunami survivors! No-one threw billions of dollars at me when I got hit by a water bomb!

tsunami by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

tsunami

Mother natures sense of humor. It is defined as a large wave crashing on the shore of a random third-world country, sacrificing the lives of those stupid enough to be in the way for the mild amusement of others. In order to avoid negative attention from people who pretend to care about people other than themselves, it is defined as a catastrophe instead of entertainment.

justin: did you hear about that tsunami that killed over 400 people? Chris: yeah, that was pretty funny i guess. A valcano would have been way funnier, though. Justin: what the hell is wrong with you? Chris: oh, tsunami? Yeah, sure, thats sad, i guess. I thought you said, um, salami. Justin: that doesn't make sense. Chris: your mom's a whore.

tsunami by feral polecat January 24, 2011

Tsunami

full: Tsunami Tide. n. A gorgeous girl of Puerto Rican descent who governs over The Delta Waterfall. Also Tsu, Tsumies, Tsunami-cakes and Angelpooh.

I love Tsunami.

Tsunami by dbwang January 28, 2003

tsunami

When you have a lone little ball of sweat that originates in your armpit and it rolls all the way down your skin without getting absorbed into your shirt. You can literally feel it trickle all the way down.

I was sitting in Algebra class today and had a tsunami.

tsunami by Jonathan Michonski December 10, 2008