TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.

Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?

by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023

Tss-ify

To turn a character from media, usually hyperfixations. Into a cat from a fantasy warrior cats roleplay, the silver shores. Into a design and or hypokit.

Guys uhh give me like 2-3 crk characters to tss-ify after smc and pitaya

by Goober... February 5, 2025

ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic reference to the drum sound effect heard after a punchline has been told (called a percussive sting). "ba dum" is the sound of the snare drum and "tss" the cymbal.

It is often used in a sarcastic manner after a cliched or bad joke has been told.

John: "My essay on the cold war has to be finished tomorrow, I'm really Russian to finish... sarcastically ba dum tss"

by John1001 June 8, 2015

ba dum tss

The sound of a lost soul, begging for acceptance in a world of people that don't think their joke is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ba dum tss

by cheesisnice August 2, 2019

Badum-tss

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh

So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*

by NahKnee August 20, 2019

MSs F TSs

a south african teenager by the name of @Tshiamo who doesn't know himself. and has different alter ego's who some belive in aliens , demons , feminism and being a vegan e.t.c, and he has abandonment issue's

damn bro you have mixed personalities like @MSs F TSs

by MSsFTss September 17, 2020

Begun tss

bagoon tss

The sound of opening a beer.

Z: *takes a beer and starts opening it* "Begun ..."
The beer answers: " ... tss"

Z: *opens a beer with a very pleasant sound that it makes*: begun tss

by Zarđa September 9, 2019