trumpkin

gettin a blowjob from DONALD TRUMP while takin a shit. Once u ejaculate in his mouth, or even worse, pull an angry dragon, that pud says "ya fired".

origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin

donald trump cant give tht bitch, amorosa, trumpkin cuz her dick's to damn big

by cawlahmahtee/bambee May 28, 2009

trumpkin

sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.

the walls of that house are an ugly trumpkin orange colour.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

Trumpkin

TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.

noun.

The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.

by highchromiumdiet April 26, 2016

trumpkin

The act of misinformed Americans collectively sucking Donald Trump's dick while he shits on the world.

Donald Trump receives Trumpkins from all his followers.

by PurpDerp June 24, 2016

Trumpkin

Grabbing a woman by the pussy while she is taking a dump.

Since I'm a celebrity, I gave that piece of ass a Trumpkin

by WayneCheeky October 13, 2016

Trumpkin

A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!

My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.

by ABPosey July 28, 2016

trumpkin

A Blumpkin given by Donald Trump.

Vladimir Putin enjoys getting a Trumpkin after sharing a nice English Breakfast with Donald Trump.

by Pallor42 December 12, 2016