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triangulation

The are of non-penatrative sex.
So you didn't have sex with him, but did you partake in triangulation?
by mynameispete January 2, 2007
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Triangulation is the process by which some external stimulus provides a linkage between people and prompts strangers to talk to other strangers as if they knew each other
if a bench, a wastebasket and a telephone are placed with no connection to each other, each may receive a very limited use, but when they are arranged together ie{ triangulated }along with other amenities such as a coffee cart, they will naturally bring people together.
by chenthurraaghav November 23, 2013
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Triangulate

That thing that an evil mother does (especially to daughters). Typically, she had you when she was very young, she hates your biological father & sees him in you. Thusly, you are now a burden to her, & she treats you as such.

When you reach adulthood, any chance she gets to “pull the rug from underneath you”, SHE WILL TAKE IT. This is due to her anger & bitterness over your existence; ruminating on what she could’ve been/done if you hadn’t have been born.

Jealousy & envy are also an inevitable byproduct of one such miserable mother & her evil doings.
Ted: Tonia’s mother gossips about her to Tonia’s boyfriend. Tonia’s mother got her sexual predator, IT husband to break into Tonia’s phone to read her text messages. Tonia’s mother threw a temper tantrum, like a 3 year old, & blackened her own eye.

Sherman: Uh oh. Sounds like Tonia’s mother is trying to triangulate her, again. I really hope she survives.
by Cosmicshiva October 17, 2019
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When your teacher asks for everyone to sit in a big triangle.
Ms. Smith told us to triangulate.
by joeshmoe275 February 25, 2015
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The unacheivable necessary step to receiving promotion.
We are sorry Dennis there is no promotion for you this year, we expect you to understand as you have no prior triangulation. Now please bend over and continue to do the job of your inept co-worker Jabba.
by Villagewolf March 5, 2008
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Triangular

Opposite of a baller, not cool. Most likely looks like a llama or a snail. Or may be named Hunter.
Gosh! Connor is so triangular he didn't even make the regionals basketball team!
by bunnybarney November 19, 2011
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