Guy 1: "Yo man, is
that chick a dude? I
swear to god she looks like Danny Bonaduce wearing pantyhose and makeup."
Guy 2: "Naw dude, that's totally a chick, she just happens to be very transvestlike."
Guy 1: "I bet she's got a
turkey dangler the size of my dad's work glove."
Guy 2: "LOL."