Epic Trail of Tears

When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.

Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)

by Vaanderpantz August 9, 2009

trail of tears

The area immediately following someone who has expelled or is currently expelling gas. The noxious odor often causes tears or anger among those caught in its path. Victims may seek to flee before illness or nausea occurs.

That chili at lunch was great, but I feel badly for anyone caught in the trail of tears behind me.

by Satin Sheets April 1, 2007

trail of tears

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

by wizbiz November 28, 2010

Trail of tears memorial movement

A movement that seeks to construct a new memorial to the American genocide known as the trail of tears that would be similar to the Vietnam memorial that would contain all the names of the Native Americans who died along the trail of tears.

Support the trail of tears memorial movement.

by Judge dredd7 April 29, 2012

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010