Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
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