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Traffic light system

Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.

To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.

A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system

Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

Mike: shes about a yellow

Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
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Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting
by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020
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traffic light party

When a homosexual Native American and a straight Asian man 69 each other and puke up each other's appletinis onto each other.
Annyong and Big Bulge got messy last night after a long night of clubbing and had themselves a traffic light party.
by ChipChipperson February 13, 2017
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Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.
I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*
by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Blackpool Traffic Light

A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.
Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
by Desiro January 8, 2026
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