A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
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Get the do i need to touch grass mug.This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.
It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.
It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.
by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022
Get the Touch grass mug.1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023
Get the How to touch grass mug.THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance
a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod
discord mod:what
a person who has a discord account: touch grass
(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)
discord mod:what
a person who has a discord account: touch grass
(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)
by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022
Get the touch grass mug.When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.
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