Toupée

A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.

Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.

by TheCrant May 31, 2010

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

Touseef

The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.

John handles pressure in a Touseef way

by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

toBee

Used mainly in the hoods in Germany. A guy who's generally admired by most people and envied because of his special talents.

Look at that guy: He's a toBee!

by Jochen Muller July 22, 2004

toupee

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

by desmadroso August 27, 2008