Tushy Toaster

A heating device available in most luxury vehicles with leather interior that warms your butt and or back area too.

Hey Rick I know it's cold out but don't worry cause my car is equipped with tushy toasters.

by Dabossmanbaby January 25, 2012

Toaster quality

Mostly used to describe the bad quality of a YouTube video. Even lower quality than 240p. It's also known as "cell phone quality", because cell phones (excluding smartphones with good cameras) are known to have really low video quality.

Example video with toaster quality:

wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=IpFyvrHYpnI
Replace DOT with a "." (without the quotes).

by maxie526 January 16, 2012

toester strudel

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

by Quacky September 9, 2020

Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.

"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)

by James Dracon February 3, 2008

Taster

Taster (N) - A really ugly girl (or guy) or a really attractive girl.
Taster (ADJ) - A chop packed too tightly out of a thick bong (ex: 9 mil purple illadelph) leaving the taste of a chop in ones mouth.

Taste (V) - A spontaneous collision or reaction resulting in physical or mental shock or (shookness)

Isla Vista, CA

(N) Person 1: Ayy Jason, you pipe that taster last night?
Person 2: of course I piped that taster!

(ADJ) Person 1: You boutta take a taster Jimbo?

Person 2: I already just took a fat taster...

(V) Person 1: What did you think of that exam awal?
Person 2: I fuckin tasted it dude.

by austinfairchild November 15, 2018