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Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".
"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!
by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011
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Torky

Long lost sister of Junior (junior b)
“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
by jezzabellheights_ July 31, 2022
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Torso Sack

Beatrice was bragging about her new nipple piercing and I dared her to show me. She lifted up her shirt to reveal her torso sack. Her nipple was indeed pierced.
by G.T. Collins April 25, 2009
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Torsten

the sexiest and buffest boyfriend around he athletic and smart
torsten is so the best
by anonomoous girl November 5, 2019
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torso party

a party where there are large numbers of sweaty southern men with their tops off, usually drinking beer and flexing for chicks, while trying to appear as if they are not trying to flex.
I was walking past the fraternity house... those idiots were having a torso party
by ghost boy June 1, 2006
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Torships

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.
Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.
by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010
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Tomski on acid

one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
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