tobbler

a round smooth rock used in playing rolf. it is comparable to a driver in real golf.

The tobbler was thorwn 300 feet by that kid with the large spangly dangler.

by the rolfer September 6, 2006

Toblerone

To finger someone using three fingers in the shape of a triangle or toblerone.

Jake: "what did you do in the closet?"

Bob: "I toblerone'd her"

by Seadim December 19, 2009

toblerowned

1. toblerone and owned mixed together
meaning. when you take a toblerone candy bar and shove it someones ass!
also can be toblerown or toblerowns

person 1: "IM gunna toblerown you"
person 2: "Please NO!!"
Person 1: "KHA-CHA!"
person 2: "GAHHHHH! dude you jut shoved a toblerone in my ass wtf!!!"
person 1: "YEA. I toblerowned you BI-ACH! Next time don't take a bite without asking!"

by Lysander!!! January 1, 2007

toblerowned

The word toblerowned is a compound of 2 words. The first being toblerone; a well known tasty chocolate brand. The second being owned; a word used often in the gaming community for over-ruled, dominated, destroyed etc. Fused together they become the humerous word of "toblerowned"

Player from clan A. "We're gonna win tonight!"
Player from clan B. "Too right, we're gunna get toblerowned!"

by threesixty June 20, 2006

Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004