Bath Torpedo

To produce a stool in water. To shit while submerged!

"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"

by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014

love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

TorRed Challenger

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time

Daves TorRed Challenger is very nice.

by SRTANDY June 4, 2009

Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".

In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.

by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006

Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

by belfastbomber February 3, 2010