ZZ Top

When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!

Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.

by roguecomposer October 22, 2008

ZZ Top

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

by Andyman April 21, 2004

ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023

Zimtimininin Toppity Top Top

a species of alien that have gleebules on their globulus

There is a Zimtimininin Toppity Top Top over there

by Immqtured March 3, 2025

TopZite

That's my Gamertag.

Obama: Hey dude what was your Gamertag again?
Me: TopZite

by TopZite October 15, 2020