Tooliosis

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

toonies

a description of the size of a woman's nipple, referring the the 2 dollar coin.

Sarah's got a nice pair of toonies

by peppy5 October 23, 2007

tookies

Slang plural for a Canadian. Refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. Changed from toquies to tookies for American pronounciation.

A carload of tookies traveled to the U.S. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.

by soofie February 12, 2006

toolish

Idiotic, stupid, an add-on of the word "tool"

When someone is acting like a tool, they are being toolish....

by Candace Keeling January 15, 2009

Toolist

A member of the church of TOOLism

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"

by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006