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Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god
‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way
by Spaoibh September 28, 2021
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Tommy Cooker

During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.
"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."
by iAmJimmyHoffa July 22, 2009
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tommy chilton

to experiance the escence of relaxation
"me and the boys had a 'tommy chilton' last nite dude"
by conny cones May 1, 2009
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tommy cottom

A really gay boy that thinks he's god, he's really sexy too though.

Usually quiet but also entertaining, hangs out in a group of nerds. Tommy Cotton's are usually bi and many people think that they are not as good as they are
Boy: god is that Tommy Cottom?
Boy 2: obviously not, he's not hot, everything else matches up though
Boy: oh yeah, shame he's so narcissistic
by Chloe.B June 7, 2018
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tommy corden

He is the leader of ched mafia and gets his pene sucked everyday by dom and all of his other many bitches. He likes to lick tingers and is big fat lesbo.
Oi is that 'tommy corden'

yh i think it is did u know he licks my tingers
by Rob Clarke June 14, 2019
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tommy corden

Tommy is a sexy beast and the leader of the ched mafia. Don't mess with him or you will get your ass beaten. He has so many bitches its unreal. He gives out free rim jobs at ched park. Dom and ash are his sex toys who bend over when he asks. Tommy has 12 tingers because he is inbred. and he and his bitches walk the streets looking for more yr 9's to shag. His sexy ass gets him all the girls he wants but secretly he craves doms pene.
Person 1: 'Who do you think is the sexiest from ched?'
Person 2: 'Its deffinetly tommy corden! have u seen his tingers they are so sexy!'
by Rob Clarke June 15, 2019
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tommy.coke

A person obsessed with the dream SMP. Which happens to have a tik tok account.
Who is your favorite tik toker? Oh I like tommy.coke!
by TubboAretz June 1, 2021
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