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Toddlish

The language that toddlers speak, which resembles English, but is much cuter.
Toddler: I hungie, Mama. Whas in da fridger-fridger da eat?

Mama's Friend: What did he say?

Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.
by werdyab February 14, 2012
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Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd is a musical about The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

He is a barber who, in vengence over his supposedly dead wive, co-opens a business partnership with his friend where he kills his customers and she pops them into pies.
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
His skin was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few have trod,
Did Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
by Poppin'PussiesIntoPies January 6, 2009
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Todd Hanson

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.
Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.
by travis ohrn August 1, 2009
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Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
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wee todd did

(adj) A shorter way of saying sofa king wee todd did. wee todd did is a more commonly used phrase because of it's short/fast response. The phrase sounds like retarded when spoken out loud. When said, each "word" in the phrase has a short pause. This is because wee todd did and retarded may be comprehended differently depending on the person who hears the word/phrase. This phrase is mostly used by people ages 11-14 but sometimes people as old as 18 may use it. This phrase is very offensive when said to a person who is actually retarded.
ex 1. Wow. That girl is wearing a Hannah Montana shirt at an Atreyu concert! She's gonna get shot. She's wee todd did.
ex 2. That girl Darlene is so wee todd did because she choked on an orange, she jumped around dancing and everyone thought she was having a good time when she was actually dying.
ex 3. Nina must have felt wee todd did when her friends started dancing in they car like they were wee todd did.
ex 4. I felt so wee todd did last night because I drank too much and hooked up with someone really ugly!
by KzN March 14, 2009
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Jason Todd

An anti-hero,2nd Robin, Son of Bruce Wayne. Who had massive titties and abnormally huge thigh with hot dump truck.
Not lying, Jason Todd is really hot and cool.
by Jason’s thick dump truck November 26, 2021
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Flaming Todd

The act of pooping on the toilet after eating a large breakfast while having another guy watch you and smoke a cigarette. Usually accompanied with conversation about how cool it is to miss class.
Dude did you go to class today?

No my buddy was pulling a Flaming Todd and I couldn't bail on him.
by SGU!! November 12, 2011
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