emery

the most smexiest 13 year old alive . but dont even try to take him from me because i WILL HURT YOU . :)

"emery is the most smexiest person you will ever meet"

by *cough emery is smexy* April 29, 2019

emery

emery are a screamo/emo outfit from seattle with some really great songs, such as To Whom It May Concern. they're signed to tooth and nail records. worth checking out. album "The Weaks End" is pretty good.

IRRELEVANT EXAMPLES:
girl: i went to the emery concert last night. cabbage was eaten and burnt.
boy: emery fucking rule man
girl: i like cabbage.
boy: i got tickets to emery's gig at the bowery ballroom in 2034
girl: cool. give me cabbage.

by ~~drowning.in.my.tears~~ March 14, 2005

Emery

A bitch.

Stop acting like an Emery.

by The best guy ever 121 January 31, 2022

Emery

Emery: Lecturing on a subject which you have no idea about

That lecturer was doing an emery

by itslearning November 18, 2011

To Emery

To use one's sweet tits to intimidate and terrify one's inferiors.

If he doesn't clean up the kitchen, I'm going to Emery the shit out of him.

by Sean Astin February 15, 2009

Emery

A typical name for a she-male snowflake that spends time on tumblr even after the ban of pornography. They are normally concentrated in large groups of offended high school students, commonly found in the Mid-West and/or Caribbean. Although their highest reported sightings came from the slums of Puerto Rico, they are also commonly found in Cook County, Illinois. You can find an average Emery at a cozy cafe drinking salted water, at a book store looking at pride flags, or stalking their ex-girlfriend online.

Man, I can't believe Susan dated her, does she even know how many penises Emery has?

by Jaerry3m March 30, 2019

Emery

industrious

"Her name is Emery."

by Alexis {Lexi} Jacobs November 14, 2016