titmunch

Someone who munches on tits

"You fucking Titmunch"

by benny April 14, 2005

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

titmuck

The stuff that collects as the result of dead skin and sweat under a fat chick's boobs or within their bodily creases. Sometimes it happens to men as well.

"Your grandma smells like titmuck"

"All you need to do is shower every day so you don't smell like titmuck"

"Pass the titmuck!"

by french fries and gravy April 27, 2006

TMItis

a chronic condition of TMI... constantly giving too much information

That bitch over there has got a serious case of TMItis... she be talkin' about her cycles and shit!!

by beardown10 January 10, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmonger

A person who absolutely adores tits.

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"

by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005