thumbtext

A certain vernacular used when texting on one's cellular phone. This is done using just the thumbs and is similar in content to the average third grader's AIM conversation.

Text Message Recieved: u n 4 th prty 2nt dwg?
Text Message Sent: Dude, I can't understand that stupid-ass thumbtext.

by Wuffbutt August 29, 2004

rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.

I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times

by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011

thumbtacker

passing gas that feels like a bunch of thumb tacks coming out

Wow...that sounded like a thumbtacker!

by marray January 6, 2009

thumbsy

adj. the digital equivalent of clumsy. Prone to the unintended consequences of ungainly or careless screen mashing.

"Whoa, I think I just sent all of my photos to all of my contacts in Snapchat!"
"That's what you call thumbsy."

by tronglodyte March 6, 2017

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023

thumbtacked

BEING HIGH FROM THE CONTACT OF SMOKING WEED IN A CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.

HAVING A SHARP MINDSTATE.

LETS POST UP AND GET THUMBTACKED IN MY CAR.

IM POSTING IN THE CAR SMOKING GETTING THUMBTACKED.
BOY YOU SHARP IS A THUMBTACK.

YOUR IN THE CAR GETTING THUMBTACKED LIKE RAPPER FILTH RICH.

BOY

by FILTH RICH September 14, 2015

Thumbtack

to shoot someone running or shoot without notice

"Ya hear Jon Jon got thumbtacked by Lil Beaver"

by Chris Beaver December 7, 2003