Alaska threeway

A fetishistic ménage à trois involving two males (one of whom is morbidly obese) and one female. Alaska threeways can be both humiliating and dangerous for the female and the slimmer male. They are most likely beyond awesome for the fat guy.

Derived from the 2010 senatorial campaign in Alaska, comprised of write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski, tea party favorite Joe Miller and goliath of a man Scott McAdams.

Will: Where's Jeff? I haven't seen him since the party lastnight.

Seth: Check the ER. I heard he got into a gnarly Alaska threeway with Katie and Ogre after everyone left.

Will: Oh gross! Poor guy, that's sick.

by Alyeska2112 November 3, 2010

Alabama Devils Threeway

When one woman has sex with two guys who are related.

"Your brother flirted a lot with me!"
"Don't be a prude. You and I are engaged, but if we had sex with him it could be an awesome Alabama Devils Threeway."

by merov April 12, 2023

threepac

A three pack of condoms. A word play on Tupac.

I needed the whole threepac on that date.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Long Way Threeway

When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.

Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.

by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013

Mormon Threeway

Intense frottaging amongst three fully clothed people.

Hey, Jesse, I think that we can convince that stripper to try a Mormon Threeway!!!

by Guido Parmesan September 7, 2010

Bakersfield threeway

Sex between a woman, a man, and a common farm animal.

Jose, Mary, and the black and white spotted cow from the neighbor's ranch engaged in a rather intense Bakersfield Threeway last night. Moooooo!

by Jefferson B. June 19, 2008

threeway cock socket

Woman esp.; female of any mammalian species.

I need to find a threeway cock socket.

by badgerbotherer April 22, 2005